So it was a good two weeks ago, but I’m only just going through the photos now.

1. My girlfriend is even more of a dish than usual when she’s setting up a tent.

2. Nothing like coordinated sequins to revive the dead.

3. It’s pretty on The Eye at night, but it’s also really fucking cold.

4. Milk was a bad choice.

5. I’ve got the best damn friends a Bella could ask for.

Things I Learnt That Don’t Have An Accompanying Photo:

• Jarvis Cocker is one truly amazing weedy, sexy rockstar of a man.
• MAFIA is the coolest bitch I ever did see. I feel 17% more ghetto for experiencing her set.
• If you found it on the floor near the composting toilets, then ‘Finders Keepers’ rules apply.
• If you sit on the composting toilets, you will get sawdust down your pants.
• There are more awesome vegan food options at Meredith than there are in all of Brunswick.
• Usual game of ‘Dude or Dyke?’ when people watching can easily be converted into ‘Indie Chick or Dyke?’
• Probably best to get some sleep on the Saturday night if you want to see anything on the Sunday (other than your friends ire when they realise you’re in no state to help pack up.)