you light up my life
I’m at my door bitching job and a 19-year-old girl just walked in with a pair of light-up antenna on her head, the kind you buy at the royal show or a rave or something. She pointed at what I assumed were baubles or stars or something on the end and said “Look, they’re cocks! They’re little cocks!”. Low and behold, she had little LCD penises bouncing around above her head.
I’m still pondering the fact that not only can one buy penis antennae, but someone actually decided to manufacture the things in the first place.
