December 2009
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Dec 30th
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things i learnt at meredith '09
So it was a good two weeks ago, but I’m only just going through the photos now. 1. My girlfriend is even more of a dish than usual when she’s setting up a tent. 2. Nothing like coordinated sequins to revive the dead. 3. It’s pretty on The Eye at night, but it’s also really fucking cold. 4. Milk was a bad choice. 5. I’ve got the best damn friends a Bella...
Dec 24th
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dear tumblr
Hi Tumblr. Yeah, I know it’s been a while. Yeah, I know I was all excited about your multi-functionality and aesthetically pleasing layout a few weeks ago. I remember. You were new. You were shiny. It was exciting. I know, you felt it too. This last week or so though, it hasn’t been quite the same. I couldn’t quite put my finger on what was missing until today. I read a...
Dec 23rd
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Dec 8th
Dec 6th
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thin ice
I choked last night. I’ve had bouts before that I didn’t feel great about, but I haven’t had an all-out tantrum throwing, crying-at-half-time, refusing-to-talk-about-it-afterwards kind of bout since we played Brisbane back in July. Both times I just got out there and it felt all wrong. My mind was somewhere else. My hits didn’t connect, I had no awareness of where my jammer...
Dec 6th
you light up my life
I’m at my door bitching job and a 19-year-old girl just walked in with a pair of light-upĀ  antenna on her head, the kind you buy at the royal show or a rave or something. She pointed at what I assumed were baubles or stars or something on the end and said “Look, they’re cocks! They’re little cocks!”. Low and behold, she had little LCD penises bouncing around above her...
Dec 3rd
Dec 2nd
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