September 2010
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http://makemybidet.blogspot.com →
So if you hadn’t noticed, I got over Tumblr. It just seems like a whole lot of re-blogging and link sharing and I’m more interested in writing and reading other people’s writing. I blog here now, should you be interested.
March 2010
7 posts
Look Ma, I'm a Photographer! →
thehandshakedrugs:
I was going to post a long rant about how every aspect of this makes me sadfaced (crap website design, baaaaaad text, hilarious list of looks she can create for you, photography that is worse than anything I have seen on DeviantArt), but I’ll just let the site speak for itself. By contrast, a friend-of-a-friend’s photography website can be found here, and is a good remedy to...
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raenovafire:
Fuck. My baby doll brawl team is down to 11. Two people dropped this weekend. I’m sorry, but I don’t think we can play a full on bout with 11 people. There is never less than 14 on a regular team. Arrgggg. This is fucking annoying.
It can be done. The Pissahs once played a bout with just 10. We lost, and we were all fucking tired (that’s with 2 minute jams!)… but it...
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The Underwear Dilemma →
raenovafire:
DAY 38
As I was standing over my underwear drawer just now, attempting to get dressed for the day, it dawned on me that since I’ve been single it’s been exponentially harder to pick out what panties to wear.
When I was in a relationship, I always determined what underwear I was going to wear…
Hahaha! I have this dilemna all the time! I just end up wearing the comfortable ones...
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ladies and gentleman, my life
Customer: I’m looking for a book called ‘Tomorrow’. I don’t know the author’s name. Me: We have a lot of books with that title. Is it fiction or non-fiction? Customer: Non-fiction. Me: And what is it about? Customer: It’s a picture book. Me: Okay, so it’s a children’s book? Customer: No, it’s for adults. It has pictures and then it has words...
February 2010
6 posts
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I made the travel team!
I’m going to go and celebrate this arangement by making a delightful peach and coconut tart.
Samantha Ronson - Built This Way
There is...
January 2010
8 posts
“Anyone here dealt with Flight Centre and not found them to be a gang of hooting...”
– Some dude on LiveJournal. Seriously, hooting dickholes. That might just be the best insult I’ve ever heard.
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Ah, quality paperbacks for $10. I think this must be what love feels like. I just finished ‘A Clockwork Orange’, I’m currently reading ‘Holding The Man’, and I have ‘In Cold Blood’ sitting on the bedside table, waiting patiently for me.
December 2009
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things i learnt at meredith '09
So it was a good two weeks ago, but I’m only just going through the photos now.
1. My girlfriend is even more of a dish than usual when she’s setting up a tent.
2. Nothing like coordinated sequins to revive the dead.
3. It’s pretty on The Eye at night, but it’s also really fucking cold.
4. Milk was a bad choice.
5. I’ve got the best damn friends a Bella...
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dear tumblr
Hi Tumblr. Yeah, I know it’s been a while. Yeah, I know I was all excited about your multi-functionality and aesthetically pleasing layout a few weeks ago. I remember. You were new. You were shiny. It was exciting. I know, you felt it too.
This last week or so though, it hasn’t been quite the same. I couldn’t quite put my finger on what was missing until today. I read a...
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thin ice
I choked last night. I’ve had bouts before that I didn’t feel great about, but I haven’t had an all-out tantrum throwing, crying-at-half-time, refusing-to-talk-about-it-afterwards kind of bout since we played Brisbane back in July. Both times I just got out there and it felt all wrong. My mind was somewhere else. My hits didn’t connect, I had no awareness of where my jammer...
you light up my life
I’m at my door bitching job and a 19-year-old girl just walked in with a pair of light-up antenna on her head, the kind you buy at the royal show or a rave or something. She pointed at what I assumed were baubles or stars or something on the end and said “Look, they’re cocks! They’re little cocks!”. Low and behold, she had little LCD penises bouncing around above her...
November 2009
2 posts
another blog?
LiveJournal’s dead. Facebook is full of my co-workers. Twitter only gives me 140 characters a pop. Blogspot is for my ‘real’ writing. So here we are.
I’m Sarah Bella - Bella to my friends, Sarah to my mother. It’s not my real name. I never want to see my real name again. I describe myself as a freelance writer, but that’s just another term for...